Last night we went to The Pizza Factory (which is located inside Fat Cats - a local bowling alley) to celebrate Kayli's 8th birthday.

The kids had fun, we had fun. We allowed the kids to order a drink and they chose Apple Beer.

(Just a side note - I think that I purchase soda 2 or three times a year. I NEVER EVER purchase soda at a restaurant. I am not sure why we agreed.)

So I am sitting there, drinking my Apple Beer (No, it is not alcoholic...) and my tongue started feeling weird. I was sitting next to Noah and I mentioned that my tongue felt all scratchy.

He responded by saying that maybe that's why they call it "Fat Cats."

We are getting fat eating pizza, soda turns the tongue into a cat's tongue.

Makes sense to me.